For Happy Students

Memo to all students.

In order to assure the highest levels of quality
work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught
through our program of
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T.
than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share
of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at
seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go
to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated,
they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full
of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in
a job teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management
and consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our
HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
( B.I.G. S..H.I.T.)

PS.
Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in
their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.,
they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,

The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super
High Intensity Teaching.
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)