B.A : a degree which indicates that the holder has mastered the first two letters of the alphabet... backwards.
Backseat driver : a driver who drives the driver.
Black eye : a stamp of disapproval.
Bore : a guy, who, if you ask him what time it is, will start telling you how to make a watch.
Boss : the guy who watches the clock during the coffee break.
Boxing : guided muscle.
Chess : a game played on square by squares.
Christmas : that time of the year when mother has to separate the man form the toys.
Confidence : that quality which permits an individual to do crossword puzzles with a fountain pen.
Diploma : a job-hunting licence.
Expert : one who knows all the answers if you ask right questions.
Failures : the battlescars of those tried.
Genius : 1. a crackpot who hit the jackpot. 2. a man who can talk his boss to give him a raise... and his wife into letting him keep it.
Impossible : what nobody can do until somebody does it.
Infinity : a kind of foreverness that begins a speaker says, " and in conclusion."
Know-all : one who pretends to know something about everything but really knows nothing about anything.
Love : a word made up of two vowles, two consonants, and two fools.
Minute : that period of time in which, after keeping her husband waiting for an hour.
Money : what we spend for luxuries and owe for necessities.
Nothing : a bladeless knife without a handle.
Parking meter : a device that makes you do two hours shopping in one.
Patience : a postponed temper.
Pessimist : one who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
Refrigerator : where you put dabs of food on dishes you don't want to wash.
Secret : something a woman tells every body not to tell anybody.
Shotgun wedding : a case of wife or death.
Television set : a watching machine.
Thesaurus : a book to look up for another word when you do not know the spelling of a word.
Wizard : a man who can describe -without gestures, an accordion, a spiral staircase, or a girl.
Zoo : a place of refuge where wild animals are protected from people.
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